Things to do in stores before leaving....

[Blank_doubt3274]

...or being escorted out.

The following can be fun with some experimental friends or just mental friends.

Set ALL alarm clocks to different alarm times or the same alarm time as well as placing some in different store areas specifically around store employees.
Put an alarm clock in a back pack and hang it back on the hook or relocate it to an appropriate area like the Paint section.

Test cleaners on items not designed for those cleaners.

Take a bicycle for a "test ride" around the store.

Test a fishing pole for accuracy.
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[Russellmania]

Fall asleep in a display bed.

Move an arm chair from the furniture department to the electronics department and sit watching TV eating popcorn.

Plug in a Crock Pot and cook dinner.

Interview other customers using a camcorder.

Put together a jig saw puzzle on the floor of the game department.
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[youngblood]

Go to all the free sample food tables and eat lunch for free.

Get a few of those horse things with the yellow on them that say wet floor and put them all over the place.

Put restroom closed signs on all of the restrooms.

Play Hide-n-go-seek

Say stupid things over the intercom.
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[Russellmania]

[youngblood]

me too they kind of start asking questions after about your 3 time around.
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[youngblood]

Try and find where they keep the radio controls for the whole store and switch it to some really satanic music.

Get on the speakers and start declaring "blue light specials" in a lot of the departments.

Put porn in THE dvd player connected to all of the T.V.'s

Test out your driving range skills with a golf driver down some of the isles.

Find an etch a sketch and put something really vulgar on it.

Hide in the clothes racks and scare people as they try and pick out clothes.
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[youngblood]

pour dish washing soap on the ground and see how many people know how to skate.

write obscene messages in the doors of the frozen food section.

Call random departments on the store phone pretending to be the boss.

over feed the fish in the pet section.

grab a carton of orange juice and drink it while you stroll around the store.

See how many things you can drop into the toilet before it gets clogged.
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[Blank_doubt3274]

*Get some Permabond from the Automotive section and use it to "affix" items IN the store either to other items or the floor, walls, etc.
*Glue display items to their respective stands, glue Zippers, etc..
*A few drops on a Bicycle chain on the front or rear sprocket (or both) prevents use.
--I once put permabond on some Lug nuts of a junker vehicle I had before calling the junk removal folk. I'm sure someone had a large time trying to remove those wheels--

If enough people started this in enough places around a city or town, they might get labeled a fun name, of course other terms would most likely be used and of course humelahnd insecurity would somehow get involved.
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[scoobiesuz]

I knew a gal who would put hemorrhoid ointment in people's carts and watch when they went through the check out. She said most people picked it up from the cart, looked at it, and seemed too embarrassed to tell the cashier they didn't want that item so they just put it on the conveyor and paid for it. Lol. Heck, maybe they needed it after all...
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[youngblood]

Change the tags from the cheap stuff to the expensive stuff and vice versa.

Spike the coffee in the break room of the store.

Put your own free sample table up

Take all the shopping carts and hide them throughout the store.

Make it so all the wheels on the shopping carts cant move while pushing it.
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[Blank_doubt3274]

[youngblood]

Superglue clothes to the hangers

Put strips of electrical tape over the sensors for the automatic doors.

Get a bunch of shopping carts and fill them up with lots of food items all over the store and just leave them there and walk away.

Throw pennies at other customers.

See how many beers you can drink for free to get drunk off of.
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[Russellmania]

Get a Mister Potato Head kit from the toy department, go to the produce aisle and assemble the components in random fruits and vegetables.

Get fishing poles and tackle in the sporting goods department and hook 'em up to the fish in the meat cases.

Fill the soap dispensers in the rest rooms with ketchup.

Remove Barbie and Ken dolls from their packages and place them in compromising positions.

Go to the large appliance department and do your laundry.
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[youngblood]

Super glue items to the floors.

Get a price gun and reprice things.

With glow in the dark markers write obscene messages on the floors.

Change the expiration dates on food.

Start a rumor in the store about one of the higher management people.

Take obscene pictures with the digital cameras and put them back on the shelves so when you turn the camera back on that is the picture you see.
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[Blank_doubt3274]

Mix some Chemicals for Toxic cloud creation.
(that idea can certainly get one incarcerated for substantial time)
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